This isn't sexy, but you all know I like a good joke...or even a bad one!

 A mate was telling me that over in England at the University of Warwick they have a car that runs on chocolate!   I though my mate was having me on!

 But in fact it's true...kind of!  They been building a Formula 3 racer using alternative materials.  The steering wheel is made out of carrots.  Flax fibre and soybean is used for the seat. Plant oil is used for lubrication and the engine runs on bio-diesel.  Yes, and it does run on waste chocolate and vegetable oil.

Weird, huh! 

Apple's

This guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.

He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."

So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples."

The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some!"

He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"

The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."

The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."

The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."

Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"

The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one."

The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like shit!"

The farmer says, "Turn it around!"

Steliana has to be todays favourite babe.  There is a lot to like about her.  Starting at the top and working down, lingering around her ass for some in and out pleasure.  Fucking her hole would be very satisfying.  Actually I could phone a friend and we could make it a hot sexy 3some!  Asshole fever babes are up for all sorts of fun and games.  My thoughts are Steliana would fuck for anyone who was nice to her! If you tell her she is pretty and buy her a few drinks your almost guaranteed of getting great sex.  If you see her around give it a try. Nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Today's pix's of Steliana are some of the best I've seen. She has such a cute smile too!  Click through to Asshole Fever for much more.

One of my email buddies sent me this "Carrie Underwood is the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian". I notice the link was dated 2007. Even in 2007 I could have picked 5 or 6 babes I know that are better looking than this average looking tart.  Am I wrong or is it that the standard of shit on the internet is, in some cases, piss poor???

Compare this Carrie Underwood

To a real vegetarian that likes banana's

No contest, ay, right? I'll take the chimp any day!

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